The Corn Exchange, Newbury
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The Corn Exchange, Newbury. Visitor information is here. Some performances may be at The Base, Communications Road, Greenham Business Park, Greenham, RG19 6HN. Unless a specific location is given for a performance, it's at the Corn Exchange.
The Corn Exchange have weekly online drama sessions for infants, primary and secondary children. They are on Thursday afternoons from 14th January.
February performances in the theatre have been cancelled. Future performances are still on, for now.
Bumper Blyton, 4th February, 19:45
A riotous improvised parody chock full of innuendo and puns. Come and delight in lashings of ginger beer, grab a cheeky tongue sandwich or wrap your lips round a nice spotted dick! Cast yourself back to your youth in a show that’s utterly unique and spontaneous with this satirical take on childhood favourite books like The Famous Five and Mallory Towers. A cast of the UK's best-known and award-winning improvisers invent an improvised adventure live on the hoof based on audience suggestions. Performed in vintage costume with music and songs, the show offers an hilarious tongue-in-cheek homage. It's Enid Blyton... for grown-ups!
Spontaneous Potter, 12th February
An entirely improvised Harry Potter comedy play, based on an audience suggestion of a fanfiction title. Hilarity ensues as an entirely new Potter adventure is magically improvised on the spot - with live musical accompaniment!
The Man Who Wanted to be a Penguin,
19th to 21st February, daytimes
A snowy half term adventure for all the family. This is the story of an extraordinary explorer, a curious conjurer and pioneering problemsolver. You’ll find him pottering in his shed; planning his latest mission. He is learning to speak Penguin and hopes that you will too! When he arrives at the Antarctic will its icy wilderness meet his excited expectations? Will the penguins’ reception be frosty, or will the colony welcome him with open wings?! With a playful energy and a mix of puppetry, music and song, this show will be a delightful celebration of wild creativity and the joy of individuality. Waddle on down and join the expedition!
Crimes, Camera, Action, 26th to 27th March
Crimes, Camera, Action whisks the audience to golden-era Hollywood and introduces a new lead detective, a world-weary, hard-boiled private-eye in the mould of Humphrey Bogart: meet Stan Shakespeare. The case? A screen starlet is stabbed as a result of a prop mix-up on set. It sets in motion a typically fast-paced and hilarious chain of events that sees a cast of four exceptional comic actors take on multiple roles, sometimes within the same scene. Expect the usual New Old Friends mix of great theatrical set pieces, the quickest of quick changes, lightning fast wordplay and a thrilling plot driving the action at breakneck pace.
The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much, 1st April, 19:45
Chaplin meets Hitchcock meets Spaghetti Western in this fast-paced whodunnit from international physical theatre company Voloz Collective. This fast-paced whodunnit is an intercontinental, inter-genre, cinematic caper of accusations, accidents and accents. Roger Clement is a Frenchman in 1950s New York. His days have always followed a highly predictable yet not-unpleasant routine, until a minor delay saves him from an explosion - igniting a powder-keg of twists and turns as Roger chases his wannabe assassins around the world to discover the truth. Raucously funny and endlessly inventive, this Lecoq-trained theatre company delights and stuns.
Thank You For Doing Nothing , 29th April, 19:45
A hilarious night out about the climate emergency and the men who profit from it, filled with spin doctors, dancing grannies and supernatural capitalists. In the near future so called ‘global warming’ has apparently affected most of Britannia’s drinking water - if you want to believe the opinions of 99% of experts and their so called ‘science’. But fear not; our hero, and lobbyist for the Big Water Corporation, Molly Pazgan is here to tell you that everything is fine: don’t worry about the colour of your tap water, there’s no conclusive evidence to suggest it’s what’s making your kids ill… and most of all to keep BUYING IT!
Reviews of Aladdin
3rd December 2020 to 3rd January 2021
Review from the Newbury Weekly News and the British Theatre Guide.
Just what we all needed
Corn Exchange panto Aladdin gets Newbury in the Christmas spirit
Aladdin, at the Corn Exchange, Newbury, until January 3
It’s panto time at the Corn Exchange – oh yes, it is! – and it’s wonderful to be back in the theatre that has been transformed with new seating and is Covid-19 secure.
There was much excitement in the audience as we entered the beautifully decorated auditorium, with hanging coloured lanterns and strings of lights to help us get in to the Christmas spirit. Refreshingly modern and wittily written by Plested and Brown, we prepared to take off on a magic carpet ride adventure in this year’s stunning production of Aladdin.
With a bright, sparkling set and glittering costumes, the exceedingly hard-working and strong cast filled the stage with festive cheer as they welcomed us with the opening number I'll Be There For You – and we are so glad they are.
Ben Harlow is the decidedly nasty Abanazar, a dead ringer for Joe Exotic in his animal print costume – certainly the villain who is determined to find Aladdin for assistance in his evil plans to find the magic lamp.
He has an Apple watch to help him. Well, it’s a watch with a real apple that he uses to summon Celia Siri (the delightful Emily-Mae) to help him.
Every panto needs a Dame and Philip Elvy returns this year as Widow Twankey who runs the laundry, giving a brilliant performance with every costume change more outlandish than the last.
Her son Aladdin, the charming, charismatic, rollerskating George Olney from Hungerford, who first made his stage appearance in Newbury as junior cast member over 13 years ago, is impressive.
He has fallen in love with Princess Jasmine (Nikita Johal) and is determined to find a way to enter the palace, ingeniously hiding in a huge Amazon box and hopes to marry her. Susan Harrison gave an exuberant portrayal as Wishee Washee, played as a cheeky dog with a risqué, bubbly performance that everyone loved.
Her improvised rap, using the names of youngsters who had birthdays, was so clever utilising her experience as a member of Showstopper! The Improvised Musical.
Aladdin is tricked by Abanazar to climb down into the cave to retrieve the magical lamp and meets Gerald the ginger Genie (Ben Barrow), who is hilarious.
But how to escape and find Princess Jasmine while the rest of the cast travel by plane? Aladdin uses a magic carpet in a spectacular flying scene (now how did they do that?).
There is excellent support from Gleanne Purcell Brown and William Beckerleg, who had us all exercising as Joe Wicks in a workout session.
Adam Brown’s spirited direction is playful, fun and bang up to date, with loads of local references and groan-making jokes.
There is so much to enjoy in this spectacular show for both adults and families – it’s a must-see show and an absolute Christmas tonic.
Review of Adult Night from the Newbury Weekly News.
Newbury Corn Exchange Aladdin Adult Night delivers
No near-the-knuckle jokes missed here
Aladdin, Adult Night, at the Corn Exchange, on Saturday, December 12
Deft, Daft and Defiant, Plested and Brown’s Aladdin at The Corn Exchange, Newbury is the most unlikely of events, which hits home towards the end of the show when Flight-Crew-cum-Fairy-Godmother-cum-Digital-Assistant Celia Siri triumphantly exclaims: “we did a panto in a pandemic!”.
This distinctly British tradition, with its roots in 15th century Italian theatre, blended with the bawdy brashness of Music Hall, has become the mainstay of local venues every Christmas and is usually central to financial survival. This is why, in any other year, there are literally thousands to choose from in small towns, big cities and in the West End.
But this is 2020, when there are perhaps little more than 50 productions nationwide and what a showstopper this is. With the spectre of Covid over everything in our lives (with the distinctly boozy ‘Adult Night’ crowd in booths, masks on, having passed through a temperature check) it would be easy to allow it to dominate the performance. However, instead we are treated to a script which gives us every touchstone of the year, from Netflix hits (Tiger King) to political misses (Barnard Castle), delivered by a cast who relish every turn!
Whether singing classics like Tom Lehrer’s I Got it from Agnes or delivering more contemporary moments of fourth-wall breaking buffoonery, their unswerving exuberance is (like whatever Dame Twankey is actually talking about in Lehrer’s song) utterly infectious.
True to the origins of Pantomime, everyone has an opportunity to showcase individual talents, whether that’s roller-skating, saxophone and improvisation, or singing, dancing and comedy. None of the near-the-knuckle jokes that would usually fly over any kids in the audience are missed here, but neither is there a forced effort to make the show more ‘adult’, which shows excellent judgement from the whole company.
Speaking to some of the audience in the interval, it is clear that these special grown-up performances have become a tradition in and of themselves, and in a year in which we have had to give up so much, a sense of normality and the desire to relax and have a good time has never been more important.
That aside, Aladdin delivers on every level: it’s panto-sparkle, sharp satire, silliness and sass will raise a smile on any face and remind you of the magic of live entertainment, which we have missed so much.
There is a review from Wokingham Today ("the entire theatre has been decked out in Oriental trappings, the painted backdrops are wonderfully evocative, and the magic carpet in particular made my jaw drop").
For more details
see the Corn Exchange web site at www.cornexchangenew.com.
Sleeping Beauty, 29th November 2019 to 4th January 2020. See the review in the archive.
Great Expectations, 6th to 7th September 2019. See the review in the archive.
Jack and the Beanstalk, 30th November 2018 to 6th January 2019. See the reviews in the archive.
Beauty and the Beast, 1st December 2017 to 7th January 2018. See the reviews in the archive.
Cinderella, 25th November to 31st December 2016. See the review in the archive.
Dick Whittington, 27th November 2015 to 3rd January 2016. See the reviews in the archive.
Aladdin, 28th November 2014 to 4th January 2015. See the reviews in the archive.
Jack and the Beanstalk, 29th November 2013 to 5th January 2014. See the reviews in the Archive.
Cinderella, 30th November 2012 to 6th January 2013. See the reviews in the Archive.